Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game

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Subject: Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game Tue Dec 19 2006, 15:35

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to another game!!

We originally had a weird and wonderful thread, though now it is being turned into a proper game

All you need to do is answer the previous person weird question and then post another weird question of your own for the next person and so on.

Code:

Example:

Person 1: Why are horseshoes hung for good luck?

Person 2: Because you would look silly hanging the whole horse

next: How come Mickey Mouse is taller than his dog Pluto?

I'll start you off (remember all questions need to fall under weird and wonderful category)

How come there are always two sides to every argument, but no end?

because she is under alot of sress

why is stephy so nice to me

because Stephy hates to be mean... unless your mean to her...

Why does Hunter have the best Avatar in the world... (I love it!!)

Guess what, guess what, guess what!

Because sanity's just not as much fun.

Why won't my roommate ever answer her phone?

She's afraid taht it might eat her?

Why is it so cold at my house?

guess what, guess what, guess what!~~goosed

Because you forgot to turn the heat on, silly. *mischevious grin*

Why am I so lazy tonight?

becuase its easier to be lazy than active

Why is cheese yellow

guess what, guess what, guess what!~~goosed

Because purple cheese would just look silly.

Why are pine needles so pokey?

Because they didnt want people to think that they are dull

Why are dogs so loyal?

guess what, guess what, guess what!~~goosed

Because they are distantly related to badgers. (he he dull)

Why do I love country music?

Because you havent yet lisetened to rock..

Why must I be on when no one else is?

Because the zombies finally took over the world.

Why is Mario so funny looking?

Because he does his own makeup

Why is the sky blue?

because the giants up the beanstalk spilled their blue paint.

How come i can't sleep tonite?

because you already slept lat night

Why do I have a headach right now?

because you banged your head on the desk one too many times..

Why do hospitals smell so bad??

So that they can get more paients that might get sick from the smell

Why are trees in the ground

To make sure their huge roots wont trip us as we walk.

How come computer screens hurt your eyes after a while?

because it a government consprisy

why is the government out to get us...lol

They are afraid we will find out the Truth about JFK's asassination..

How come vampires are feared by humans?

because humans can walk in the sun...lol and get cool sun tans..lol

why is it taking me so long to get to 7th year

and congrats on making 2nd year

because the nasty nintendo wii is making you so dizzy you cant find the keyboard. X(

^[thanks for the congrats.]

why does eveything that goes up eventually come down?

Another government secret...no one really knows why

why are owls little

because they are still grieving hedwig for when harry had to blow her up. [pshh im still angry at him. i cant imagine how the poor owls feel!]

why do mechanical pencils run out of lead so quickly?

another goverenment secret..lol

Why do emos have cool hair...lol

because they chop it off with their razor blades that they wont use for *other* purposes cus their too non-suicidal..but they just wont admit it..lol

why does night and knight sound the same?

becuase knight were only born during the night so they named a knight after night and people got them confused so they added a k to night to make knight....lol

why is it that my Ipod is so small

because it came in contact with a shrinking machine from 'honey i shrunk the kids'. (aw i miss that movie. its so old now.)

how come the russian revolution is so confusing, but it's still taught in american english class?

because it is cofusing just liike american english class

Why is it taht it is taking me forever to become a 7th year... 190 more posts....lol

because "a watched pot never boils".

or because the governmetn decided that you were on to its secret plans to turn america into a comunism and so thwarted you in ever becoming a seventh year! *insert manical laughter here*

so why do we know next to nothing of our universe?

guess what, guess what, guess what!~~goosed

If we knew too much, the universe would cease to exist.

Why do we put so much work to put up Christmas decorations, just to do as much to take them down in a matter of weeks?

~I support Team Jacob - I got goosed~

So that we can make everything look as ridiculous as possible for a couple of weeks.

Why don't novelist just release entire series at once rather than spacing them out for years?

Because they all hate us!!!

Why is it bad luck to say good luck?

Because the letter g is cursed.

Why does the phone always ring when I walk away from the desk?

because the phone doesnt want to be alone

Why is it that im still a 6th year?

Because we don't think you're ready to be a 7th year!

Whyt is it so cold in my room?

because your room hates to be hot

why is it that salt water is salty

Because pepper is too hot!

Why is this picture so ugly?

becausse you dont know what ugly looks like...lol

why is cheese made form milk

~I support Team Jacob - I got goosed~

Because they decided that making it from dirt didn't taste very good

Why do we have to sleep?

So that we cab have sweet dreams!!

Why do we have brothers?

so that they can annoy us

Why is it that my computer hates me

guess what, guess what, guess what!~goosed

Because it caught a hostility virus.

Why do people get so silly around celebrities?

Because they like to make the celebrities feel good about themselves!

Why do dogs like to bark so early in the morning?

~I support Team Jacob - I got goosed~

Because they like to say hello to the sun xD

Why does the day end at midnight instead of 9 or something?

Because that's the way the cookie crumbles!! XD

Why do we sleep?

~I support Team Jacob - I got goosed~

For something to do

Do cell phones really give you brain cancer?

Only iPods do, silly!

Are dogs really a man's best friend?

~I support Team Jacob - I got goosed~

No because I am duh lol

Why wont my phone stop ringing?

Because it's trying to tell you something.

Why do people act like drunken idiots on New Year's Eve?

because they have one drink to many...

Why is it 2008 and not 2009?

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